not what i came here for but im not about to leave
An easy guide of bat-problem solving
THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY BLOG
IM JUST LAUGHING SO HARD
moment of silence 4 ppl who have to deal with surprise dick pics
Eifman Ballet, Nina Zmievets in Boris Eifman’s “Anna Karenina” | Photo: Mark Olich
Because of you I knew it was ok for a little boy to want to make dresses. May you rest in peace Oscar de la Renta.
when you see drama going down in a fandom you aren’t in
when you see drama going down in your fandom that you aren’t involved in
It got better
never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear
Approach the printer in a nonchalant sidle whilst whistling casually.
Allow the printer ample time to boot up whilst you potter about seemingly at random in the background, idly checking your phone as a smokescreen for your panic and impatience.
When the time comes to order the printer to print a certain document, ensure that you click the icon and all relevant buttons with a bored expression and lazily-flicked fingers in order to project the impression that you are not at all invested in the process.
Lastly, it may be a good idea to utter a sideways comment to the tune of how much you appreciate your printer in general, just as an added precautionary measure.
*Management takes no responsibility for printer breakdown and non-cooperation despite these instructions having been followed. Everyone knows that printers are evil.
I sincerely believe that by 7th year Ravenclaws would just tell the door to their common room to fuck off and it would open for them
Q “Why is a raven like a writing desk?”
A “You shouldn’t shove either up your arse.”