Parents: Teenagers don't communicate anymore
Parents : Teenagers don't speak to us any more
Parents: It's all Facebook messaging now
Parents : No one communicates with their children
Parents : It's all about communication
Parents: Teenagers should talk to us more
Teenager: Well, I'm really stressed out about these test and lately i've felt really crap and-
Parents: God, all you do is moan and complain.
snowcainecones: greasemnk: IVE SPENT...
What if I slept a little more and forgot about all this nonsense.– Franz Kafka (via cornflowers)
twigwise: elksy: elksy: elksy: i think there’s like a fucking owl right outside my window i opened my window and wow thats a lot of owls THESE ARE NOT NORMAL OWL SOUNDS I THINK OWLS ARE HAVING SEX OUTSIDE MY WINDOW You’ve ignored your Hogwarts letter for far too long. They’re resorting to drastic measures.
We definitely come from the sea because our tears are salted and when we let...– Sorin Cerin (via seabois)
thecapn: did you know that teachers are instructed to get in between two boys in an altercation and break their eye contact because boys will disengage once the immediate situation is interrupted but they’re instructed to like never ever get in between two girls in a fight because girls wont stop after they lose sight and will actively try to go through whatever’s in between them and teachers...
psilentasincjelli: If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic...
me waking up: i can't wait to go to sleep tonight
herspanic: please don’t leave me alone with your parents if i’m at your house
castielinablanket: I just want Tumblr to know that I have never, not once, wanted to reblog a text post as a link.
me : i'll do homework
tumblr : get in loser we're going fangirling
cantankerouscrab: hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
gatzzby: hannahsneakers: why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books i mean best male/female character best antagonist best plot development best plot twist come on #book you threw across the room the hardest
shutupmerlin: My grandmother grew up in this tiny village in Barbados, and she was the only kid in the village to have a cricket bat. She used to play with all the boys, but then they started stealing the bat every time she bought it out of the house and saying that she couldn’t play because girls shouldn’t play sport. So one day she invited them to come play cricket, then set fire to the bat...
No one should live in constant pain every day....
anexperimentallife: aliewa: this really made me smile :) Thank you. And yeah, a lot of us (myself included) try to not let the pain show, but sometimes there ARE those days when the pain wins.
so-canon: castielson: larrydelevingnesheeran: carsonphillips: When a fic is so good you have to take a break in order to roll around on your bed and flail your limbs everywhere This actually happens ACCURATE