gorgonetta: [Color photo of Peter Murphy on stage, patterned with light and shadow] The children’s picture-book Peter Murphy: The Man Who Cannot Find His Shirt was withdrawn by the publisher at the last minute because of age-unsuitability.  Science has conducted many studies into the subject of why Peter Murphy cannot ever find a shirt. The leading hypothesis remains that all shirts within fetching and wearing distance of Peter Murphy are instantly cancelled out by the universe as impossibilities.

gorgonetta:

[Color photo of Peter Murphy on stage, patterned with light and shadow]

The children’s picture-book Peter Murphy: The Man Who Cannot Find His Shirt was withdrawn by the publisher at the last minute because of age-unsuitability.

 Science has conducted many studies into the subject of why Peter Murphy cannot ever find a shirt. The leading hypothesis remains that all shirts within fetching and wearing distance of Peter Murphy are instantly cancelled out by the universe as impossibilities.

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    Science has conducted many studies into the subject...cannot ever find a shirt.
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