There’s nothing you could ever do that would make you unattractive to me, but I worry for you and your health…
Here, we enjoy slash, fanfiction, grindeldore, AS/S, assorted pastries, classical music and classic rock, and agree that we shall not cry over how Mr. Right has yet to appear in our lives, for it is only right and proper that he should be frolicking somewhere off in the near-enough-to-photograph-that-shite distance with Prince Charming.