railways-and-roses:

valkyrien:

Would you look at this precious sickly-looking creepy-baby motherfucker.

Would.

You.

Just.

Look.

THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT

I CAN’T

YES

YES YOU CAN

I TAKE FULL RESPONSIBILITY, OF COURSE

gothiccharmschool:

Pay attention, this is true.

gothiccharmschool:

Pay attention, this is true.

Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor.

heavymetaldoll:

lonelyspelltoconjureyou:

onlygirlinthisworld:

apathetic-brown-moose:

wtf-ever:

loweryourexpectations:theworstcaseontario:mrimaginarius:observingobservations:paranoidrobot:

Ohmygod.

I reblog this every time, just for the last one

they sound like a married couple

I just love this

UHAUHA CATÓLICOS TEM SENSO DE HUMOR HUAUHHUA MORRI

This would be something I would do. Trust me it has crossed my mind many time.

fingeronthepulseofmysoul:

LOL yes. And in college it pretty much is the same, you get ALL THE THINGS Freshman year, then realize you use…the pencil, and well :D

 I seem to recall being in ‘proper school’ and there was a use for all the things. And then, first and second year in college it was a mixture of paper handouts and pen, and my computer. And this year while there are two pens in my bag, I am relying heavily on my computer to do everything. It helps me in every single class I take this year bar P.E, and in fact there are rules here that state that you must have access to a computer in order to complete just about anything in college. So I tumbl and I do homework in advance and my distance-learning courses during boring classes or when I have an hour or two free up here anyway.
Still wish I could bring a pencil case and just colour shit, but you have to look productive X_________X (Well the teacher can’t tell whether I’m taking notes or writing porn…)

fingeronthepulseofmysoul:

LOL yes. And in college it pretty much is the same, you get ALL THE THINGS Freshman year, then realize you use…the pencil, and well :D

 I seem to recall being in ‘proper school’ and there was a use for all the things. And then, first and second year in college it was a mixture of paper handouts and pen, and my computer. And this year while there are two pens in my bag, I am relying heavily on my computer to do everything. It helps me in every single class I take this year bar P.E, and in fact there are rules here that state that you must have access to a computer in order to complete just about anything in college. So I tumbl and I do homework in advance and my distance-learning courses during boring classes or when I have an hour or two free up here anyway.

Still wish I could bring a pencil case and just colour shit, but you have to look productive X_________X (Well the teacher can’t tell whether I’m taking notes or writing porn…)

thedailydingo411:

Its okay to say it on Gay Thursday

 It’s not girly, it’s love ^^

thedailydingo411:

Its okay to say it on Gay Thursday

 It’s not girly, it’s love ^^

Hells no.
My mother’s like ‘Why don’t you ever go anywhere? Why don’t yu ever leave the house? The hell are you doing in your room? Please for fuck’s sake leave!’
My dad’s like ‘If you leave check in with me every hour by text and have fun.’

Hells no.

My mother’s like ‘Why don’t you ever go anywhere? Why don’t yu ever leave the house? The hell are you doing in your room? Please for fuck’s sake leave!’

My dad’s like ‘If you leave check in with me every hour by text and have fun.’

fingeronthepulseofmysoul:

Aw don’t do that! T_T That’s why I let them around my house, they eat all the little nasties! <3

 Bitches be crazy! He’s a bro! You cannot furniture-polish-spray a bro! The hell, people?
I have a little spider in a little web above my window and in this nasty weather he keeps all the bugs out of my room because it’s warm and humid outside so the flying bastards are breeding like crazy and I hate them. He’s being a solid little trooper and I am grateful to him for his assistance in the eternal battle to sit at my computer and work undisturbed by flies.

fingeronthepulseofmysoul:

Aw don’t do that! T_T That’s why I let them around my house, they eat all the little nasties! <3

 Bitches be crazy! He’s a bro! You cannot furniture-polish-spray a bro! The hell, people?

I have a little spider in a little web above my window and in this nasty weather he keeps all the bugs out of my room because it’s warm and humid outside so the flying bastards are breeding like crazy and I hate them. He’s being a solid little trooper and I am grateful to him for his assistance in the eternal battle to sit at my computer and work undisturbed by flies.

fingeronthepulseofmysoul:

valkyrien:

fingeronthepulseofmysoul:

pleatedjeans:

Follow up to earlier post

LOL she’s totally doing the “okay” rageface in that last panel.

 I’d probably take offence.
And then I’d stomp on his withering man-parts with my armoured leather boot. If he’s still capable of masturbating to me after that, then I only have myself to blame - either that or the man’s sicker than he at first appeared to be.

Context: Fox News thought it would be a great idea to have a debate about masterbation, this guy is a comedian, and the “Pro Masterbation” side.

 Ah, I see. Makes more sense now.
He&#8217;s still being offensive without making it funny in my opinion&#8230;

fingeronthepulseofmysoul:

valkyrien:

fingeronthepulseofmysoul:

pleatedjeans:

Follow up to earlier post

LOL she’s totally doing the “okay” rageface in that last panel.

 I’d probably take offence.

And then I’d stomp on his withering man-parts with my armoured leather boot. If he’s still capable of masturbating to me after that, then I only have myself to blame - either that or the man’s sicker than he at first appeared to be.

Context: Fox News thought it would be a great idea to have a debate about masterbation, this guy is a comedian, and the “Pro Masterbation” side.

 Ah, I see. Makes more sense now.

He’s still being offensive without making it funny in my opinion…

fingeronthepulseofmysoul:

pleatedjeans:

Follow up to earlier post

LOL she’s totally doing the “okay” rageface in that last panel.

 I&#8217;d probably take offence.
And then I&#8217;d stomp on his withering man-parts with my armoured leather boot. If he&#8217;s still capable of masturbating to me after that, then I only have myself to blame - either that or the man&#8217;s sicker than he at first appeared to be.

fingeronthepulseofmysoul:

pleatedjeans:

Follow up to earlier post

LOL she’s totally doing the “okay” rageface in that last panel.

 I’d probably take offence.

And then I’d stomp on his withering man-parts with my armoured leather boot. If he’s still capable of masturbating to me after that, then I only have myself to blame - either that or the man’s sicker than he at first appeared to be.